Spread your legs and fly
im lame ok bye
porcelain-horse-horselain:
“ dresdencodak:
“ femfreq:
“ Contrary to popular belief, feminists have always had a sharp sense of humor.
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Genius.
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reblog every time
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grumpysalmon.tumblr.com

grumpysalmon:

I think it was for my 9th or 10th birthday I suddenly wanted pokemon ruby so my mum drove me into town and bought me a gameboy SP and tried to get me pokemon but they were out of stock so I pretended I didn’t care, but when we were almost home she noticed me crying so she turned at the round a…

justcallmemrsjensen:
“teamladsvsteamgents:
“ jungwildeandfree:
“ sueslayer:
“ manipulate:
“ gabbyroars:
“ memewhore:
“ juhnelle:
“ kenbear:
“ oh fuck no.
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HELL TO THE NAW MOTHAFUCKAZ
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Ahaha that looks so cool, I’d be like WAIT COME BACK!!
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fuck...
corymonteithedits-blog:
“  “If you focus on what you want and you persevere, chances are you succeed. You know, that’s what I found.” ”

hipstertheory:

For a lab today, literally all we’re doing is flipping coins to pick genetics that will create a human

I can’t be paying this much for school to be doing this kind of stupid shit

captorquest:

one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect

(via thechamberofsecrets)

cremedelamerde:
“ and people are concerned about Miley…
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cracked:
“ “Space Jam is one of those rare movies that manage to be utterly psychotic both on paper and in execution. There were no ‘Oh, it’ll make sense once you see the finished product’ conversations held about Space Jam. The initial pitch was...